Quoteables

"They're so idealistic, those veterinarians."
-Mom

"I don't want to look ghetto-fabulous, just fabulous."
-Emily K.

"I don't have time for facebook AND eBay. Facebook is fun, but frankly I don't care what John had for dinner."
-Marty Lagae

"I love you. You're a catch. Everyone loves you. You've got a nice chin."
-Tricia

"Is it okay if instead of having Bible study tonight, we work on party decorations?"
-me
"Yes, okay, as long as we promise to talk about Jesus and pray. ;) haha."
-Rachel Martin

"I could always snap better with my right hand than with my left."
*snaps with left hand* "Nothing."
*snaps with right hand* "Everything!"
-Tricia

*Editor's note: There IS a context with all of these, but some of them are just more funny without it. :)